the diary of awesome me #2

[ebonyeagle]

(ooc note: on the article linked, remember to CTRL/control+F "Prussia" to skip everything else 8Db)

SO WHAT IF I LOST JAPAN TO THAT STUPID TONFA GUY. I knew I saw his uniform somewhere! It's a CHEAP, UGLY version of Prussian military attire decades ago.

In your face, JAPAN. I may not own you yet however this is glorious news. I am victorious over

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[hailamericaaa]

You're going to end up burning down your box.

[ebonyeagle]

Winry has volunteered to be my patron for this winter.

So no more fires for me! I'm still burning mistletoe, regardless.

[hailamericaaa]

Winry owes me three pies.

But you can't have Christmas without mistletoe!

HEY
HEY GUESS WHAT

[ebonyeagle]

Christmas doesn't need mistletoes to continue the tradition!!!

WHAT!?

[hailamericaaa]

Don't mess with Christmas!

I'M GETTING A DATE FOR THE CHRISTMAS BALL.

[ebonyeagle]

AMERICA GOT A DATE?

Who'd want to go with you?

[hailamericaaa]

PLENTY OF PEOPLE

I haven't asked her yet, but there's no way she'll say no.

[ebonyeagle]

Pfffft.

Where's the glory in having a date to some party?

[hailamericaaa]

Well

I dunno.

But there is!

[ebonyeagle]

Of course, only America would think so.

[hailamericaaa]

And that's what matters.

You should see if you can get one in... two days.

[ebonyeagle]

WHAT?! ME, GET A DATE?

You gotta be kidding me. I have better things to do.

[hailamericaaa]

True.

I bet you couldn't get one anyway. Since you don't exist anymore.

[ebonyeagle]

I can get a date to some stupid party easily.

Existing as nothing to do with it!

[hailamericaaa]

Oh yeah?

Prove it.

[ebonyeagle]

YOU'RE ON, AMERICA!

When I arrive with a date, you'll be proven WRONG.