the diary of awesome me #1

[ebonyeagle]

ALRIGHT. POSTING TIME.

Gilbert Weillschmidt OR Mister Mittens (...fucking dares) representing PRUSSIA. AND DAMMIT, I've heard enough about my country not existing and all that other bullshit. Prussia (despite .. Frederick, yeah) will live on 'cause I, Gilbert, will seize all vital regions of Europe for my own and none of you assholes are getting

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[studylicious]

Kittens! You were dared to post a picture of kittens?

[ebonyeagle]

...That's my flag.

[studylicious]

O-oh! So there are kittens on your flag?

[ebonyeagle]

...It was a dare! It's supposed to be an eagle.

[studylicious]

Oh, I see! So you replaced the eagle with the kittens! What does the original with the eagle look like?

[ebonyeagle]

Like this! Have you not heard of my nation either?!

[studylicious]

Oh! I rather like the design. And I'm afraid I haven't.

[ebonyeagle]

I designed it with the help of my past bosses. All of them great men!

I'm Prussia.

[studylicious]

So you helped in the design process? That's wonderful! You did a very good job.

Oh, I see! So you're like Alfred, who is also America, and all the other people who are countries!

[ebonyeagle]

From only the best! That is why I'm so amazing.

Yes.... I'm a country.

[studylicious]

I've never met anyone who designed their own flag like that before.

I still don't quite understand how people can be countries, but it's very interesting regardless!

[ebonyeagle]

Yeah. It's pretty cool, huh?

But my country is was the best of them all!

[studylicious]

It is!

Alfred says his is the best, too.