the diary of awesome me #1

[ebonyeagle]

ALRIGHT. POSTING TIME.

Gilbert Weillschmidt OR Mister Mittens (...fucking dares) representing PRUSSIA. AND DAMMIT, I've heard enough about my country not existing and all that other bullshit. Prussia (despite .. Frederick, yeah) will live on 'cause I, Gilbert, will seize all vital regions of Europe for my own and none of you assholes are getting

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[hailamericaaa]

Like you'd ever be able to take over America.

Also, you forgot that it's 'PINK SHITTY BOX'

[ebonyeagle]

I could. With burgers. And french fries.

I did that mapquest before you dared me to paint it pink. LUCKILY I have no visitors.

[hailamericaaa]

You can't beat out McDonald's.

I think you should take a picture of it.

[ebonyeagle]

I'm not afraid of that clown.

Not when it's pink.

[hailamericaaa]

Then I'll just blow you up.

Yes.

[ebonyeagle]

You. Wouldn't.

NO! How about you use your imagination and draw it?!

[hailamericaaa]

Of course I would.

It's not my box.

[ebonyeagle]

You wanna take me on, then draw your sword!!

.......... What is with you and my place of residence?!

[hailamericaaa]

What sword?

[ebonyeagle]

I like to fight with a sword.

And answer my question, America!

[hailamericaaa]

I don't have a sword.

IT'S A BOX. YOU LIVE. IN A BOX. It's hilarious.

[ebonyeagle]

You suck.

Gee, thanks for rubbing it in!!