the diary of awesome me #1

[ebonyeagle]

ALRIGHT. POSTING TIME.

Gilbert Weillschmidt OR Mister Mittens (...fucking dares) representing PRUSSIA. AND DAMMIT, I've heard enough about my country not existing and all that other bullshit. Prussia (despite .. Frederick, yeah) will live on 'cause I, Gilbert, will seize all vital regions of Europe for my own and none of you assholes are getting

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[retreaaat]

But, but, you won't take Italyyy, right?

[ebonyeagle]

..... Yes, I'm taking Italy with me, Feliciano.

[retreaaat]

Um, what if I don't want to gooo?

[ebonyeagle]

I'm seizing your vital regions. After Roderich and Elizaveta.

[retreaaat]

I don't want you to seize my vital regiooons!!

[ebonyeagle]

This is something that must be done!

[retreaaat]

But, but we're supposed to go for gelatooo still!! And, and, we can't do that if we're at war.

[ebonyeagle]

If you surrender nicely, we can still have gelato.

[retreaaat]

[retreaaat]

[retreaaat]

... Um, um!! I just, I just called Germany! And I asked him what he thought since he's reaaaally good with these things. And. Um. He said I shouldn't.

[ebonyeagle]

Ludwig is supposed to be on my side!!!

[retreaaat]

But, but he's supposed to be on mine, toooo!! Or, um, at least, he used to be.