the diary of awesome me #1

[ebonyeagle]

ALRIGHT. POSTING TIME.

Gilbert Weillschmidt OR Mister Mittens (...fucking dares) representing PRUSSIA. AND DAMMIT, I've heard enough about my country not existing and all that other bullshit. Prussia (despite .. Frederick, yeah) will live on 'cause I, Gilbert, will seize all vital regions of Europe for my own and none of you assholes are getting

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[overlord_dammit]

What the hell is Prussia?

[ebonyeagle]

You-

You don't know?!

[overlord_dammit]

Never heard of it.

[ebonyeagle]

A dissolved nation of Europe!! But it will be return.

[overlord_dammit]

"It will be return"?

I don't care about Europe anyway.

[ebonyeagle]

Typo. Will return.

Pffft. Europe is a great continent to conquer.

[overlord_dammit]

Whatever.

Isn't it that really flamboyant one with tons of divisions?

[ebonyeagle]

Divisions?

See. This is why Europe should be united under one flag. Less confusion.

[overlord_dammit]

All those squiggly lines.

The more important thing is that it would have more power.

[ebonyeagle]

And that's exactly what a leader like me has. Power.

[overlord_dammit]

Oh yeah? What's so great about you?

[ebonyeagle]

I was once the most powerful kingdom in Europe. I had the most vital regions of Germany, Poland, some of Austria, Belgium....

[overlord_dammit]

What about that really big one? Russhana or something?

1/2

[ebonyeagle]

Russia.

2/2

[ebonyeagle]

I'm saving that giant for after I conquer everyone. He's not going to let me have his land so easily.

Re: 2/2

[overlord_dammit]

Too weak to take it on now, huh?