damn harley i know youre into me but youre moving a little fast there dont you think i dont usually check boxes until after the first date but i guess i can make an exception in this case
oh goodness me you need to stop that my face is burning ill get embarrassment all over the front of my sunday best and yeah i figured i needed a new platform on which to spin my ill beats beatboxing in the common room was getting kinda old
it oozes out every so often its pretty hard to keep in check sometimes it dribbles down my leg when im out at dinner and pools around my feet in a veritable puddle of viscous box checking talent its doing that right now actually woe is me nobody will want to marry me at this rate
fancy seeing you here officer pyrope i didnt think those boxes needed to be checked because theyre already marked by default in my head are you going to cuff me for my transgressions officer are you gonna take me to court for my grievous errors of judgement
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:D you can check my boxes!
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hi dave!!!
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how are you?
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guess who? :)
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i dont usually check boxes until after the first date but i guess i can make an exception in this case
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sup harley
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pretty damn intense
kinda like camping
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oh come on as if it wasnt fucking obvious
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but i digress! its really cool to see that you are using your journal now, too!
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ill get embarrassment all over the front of my sunday best
and yeah i figured i needed a new platform on which to spin my ill beats
beatboxing in the common room was getting kinda old
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jesus i am a pro at checking boxes
ive got box talent emanating from every orifice you have no idea
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Ew!
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it oozes out every so often
its pretty hard to keep in check
sometimes it dribbles down my leg when im out at dinner
and pools around my feet in a veritable puddle of viscous box checking talent
its doing that right now actually
woe is me
nobody will want to marry me at this rate
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i didnt think those boxes needed to be checked because theyre already marked by default in my head
are you going to cuff me for my transgressions officer
are you gonna take me to court for my grievous errors of judgement
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...yeah, she skimmed the actual content.]
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gaudiness is one of the things i strive for
im striving so hard im a little lightheaded
hold me
im swooning
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i couldnt tell you
i lost track back when i started trying my best to disgust you with my ink color
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