Two days off...yummy
I'm off for the next two days before having to work seven in a row...blah.
I had an odd day at work. I was busy stocking the shelves in my department around noon time when this totally gorgeous woman walked by me pushing a shopping cart (or buggy as they call it down here) with a little kid (apparently hers) in it. She had to have had the most beautiful legs I've ever seen. We're talking top tier model legs. Anyhow, I followed her around for about 5 minutes trying to be discreet and failing miserably. I had a huge fucking boner and had to actually retire to the men's room to jerk off (I'm not fucking kidding....she was that hot). That doesn't happen often these days.
It's starting to get hotter and hotter here and the women come into the store wearing really short shorts and skirts. This is mostly good although some of the women look like ostriches and others like hippo jack-o-lanterns. I've certainly come to one obvious conclussion. Women in this state get married and have children at a ridiculously young age. It's just about impossible to find a young attractive woman who isn't already taken. This is a really depressing thing being a single male and all.
Onto other news, I got a BB gun (it's a daisy air rifle) and we've (my nephew and I) been shooting it in the field a lot lately. We both need some serious shooting lessons. Neither of us can hit anything at a range over 30 feet or so. Snipers we aren't.
On another side note, I have been reading "Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown. It's the Prequel to "The Davinci Code" and is quite interesting thus far. I really love the Code and I'm sure this will be equally entertaining.
On yet another side note, some random person sent me an email that appeared to be a pickup/want to get to know you email. She told me she's from Ohio, living in Africa and enclosed a picture that is obviously fake. It's most likely from some fucking fag guy from Hoboken, NJ or something like that. I found this rather upsetting. I want to reply to the email and say, "You're a fucking liar" but I am strangely curious at to whether this could actually be a real female or not. Either way, I'm going to end up being an asshole in the end and scaring her away (if it is a real her).
Besides, I'd be doing her a favor anyhow, wouldn't I? Knowing how fucked in the head I am, why would I ever wish a good woman the misfortune of dating me?
It sucks to be a decent person with a destructive personality. I find someone I like and then I make sure to hurt them or insult them in order to drive them away. I do this because I don't feel that I deserve their attention. My self-loathing is finding new ways to show itself on almost a daily basis now.
Oh, and I can't stop typing....wtf? I have no idea why I continue to write this shit anyhow....I apologize to anyone who wasted a few minutes of their lives to actually read this shit.
Goodnight...and thanks for flying Fucked Up Airlines....
FIN
I had an odd day at work. I was busy stocking the shelves in my department around noon time when this totally gorgeous woman walked by me pushing a shopping cart (or buggy as they call it down here) with a little kid (apparently hers) in it. She had to have had the most beautiful legs I've ever seen. We're talking top tier model legs. Anyhow, I followed her around for about 5 minutes trying to be discreet and failing miserably. I had a huge fucking boner and had to actually retire to the men's room to jerk off (I'm not fucking kidding....she was that hot). That doesn't happen often these days.
It's starting to get hotter and hotter here and the women come into the store wearing really short shorts and skirts. This is mostly good although some of the women look like ostriches and others like hippo jack-o-lanterns. I've certainly come to one obvious conclussion. Women in this state get married and have children at a ridiculously young age. It's just about impossible to find a young attractive woman who isn't already taken. This is a really depressing thing being a single male and all.
Onto other news, I got a BB gun (it's a daisy air rifle) and we've (my nephew and I) been shooting it in the field a lot lately. We both need some serious shooting lessons. Neither of us can hit anything at a range over 30 feet or so. Snipers we aren't.
On another side note, I have been reading "Angels and Demons" by Dan Brown. It's the Prequel to "The Davinci Code" and is quite interesting thus far. I really love the Code and I'm sure this will be equally entertaining.
On yet another side note, some random person sent me an email that appeared to be a pickup/want to get to know you email. She told me she's from Ohio, living in Africa and enclosed a picture that is obviously fake. It's most likely from some fucking fag guy from Hoboken, NJ or something like that. I found this rather upsetting. I want to reply to the email and say, "You're a fucking liar" but I am strangely curious at to whether this could actually be a real female or not. Either way, I'm going to end up being an asshole in the end and scaring her away (if it is a real her).
Besides, I'd be doing her a favor anyhow, wouldn't I? Knowing how fucked in the head I am, why would I ever wish a good woman the misfortune of dating me?
It sucks to be a decent person with a destructive personality. I find someone I like and then I make sure to hurt them or insult them in order to drive them away. I do this because I don't feel that I deserve their attention. My self-loathing is finding new ways to show itself on almost a daily basis now.
Oh, and I can't stop typing....wtf? I have no idea why I continue to write this shit anyhow....I apologize to anyone who wasted a few minutes of their lives to actually read this shit.
Goodnight...and thanks for flying Fucked Up Airlines....
FIN