I actually enjoy shit like this
Past Life Analysis.
You just put in your birthday and it tells you about your past life (yeah, sure).
Here's mine below, feel free to post yours in this thread.
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Africa around the year 800.
Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.
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Do you remember now?