la vida vive el vida...
Well, as some of you may have heard, the world does not have much longer to exsist. With the realizatin of a point called "peak oil", we now know that the demand for oil is at the highest its ever been and its getting higher every year. But the saddest part is that its getting scarcer and more expensive to get. This will send us into an "oil crash" where business's wont be able to power their factories, goods won't be able to be delivered, and food riots will break out in neighborhoods. Those who will survive will be those who are in the military who will wage "energy wars" on the east and those we start pirate militia's at home. Craig Shelton and I have decided to become one of these warlords and start our own called "la vida vive el vida" which translates to "life feeds on life". We will pilage and rape anyone who thought to prepare for the disaster. Using a stockpile of military surplus and myriad of weapons of both traditional and biological we will take control of rogue cities by killing most of the population and enslaving the rest to work their own fields for the benefit of the people who killed their families and friends. When they ask what they should eat to survive we will simply tell them "each other". On our cannibalistic farms is where most of our food will come from while goods will come from the larger cities we pillage. Hidden in large elaborate underground palaces, Craig and I will enjoy extravagant feasts and orgies supplied by the living graveyards above. The events that take place in our subterranian castle will include races where we ride ex-playboy bunnies around a track made of pure gold and then have snowball fights of caviar. Also celebrity fights to the death will be displayed in huge arena's made out of $100 bills. As supplies run out, the day will come where we send h-bombs into the earth before the party has to end. Good luck guys.
aaron
aaron