Pfft

[ebilleprechaun]

Bowling shoes: $2.00

Two bowling games: $10.00

Jared's ex-girlfriend getting jealous because I went bowling on Saturday with a group of people that happened to include Jared? Especially since said ex-girlfriend has met me exactly three times?

Comments

[aureola_sprite]

It cost you ten bucks for two games? Come to Illinois, and it'll be free!!!!!!!!!

I think that this is hilarious, especially since you're way over him. I love that Mrs. the Fairy thinks that you can seduce him, which is kind of ironic. Aha.

[ebilleprechaun]

Yeah, except for the whole buying-a-plane-ticket-to-Illinois part. :) Don't worry, if I end up going to Europe at some point, I will make a detour to your area and come bowl for free. (My mom comes up behind me and says, "What, bowling is free in Illinois?" "No, Mom, she works at a bowling alley.")

Ironic and kind of delusional on her part, yeah.

[aureola_sprite]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that part. Oops. I would LOVE for you to visit me, we would have so much fun!

And I still think that your mom is absolutely hilarious. She's my hero.

[ebilleprechaun]

We would have loads of fun. And I would finally get to punch meet Brian!

My mom is wicked awesome, and that's the honest truth. :) I did email Kiara like "Tell your mom THANKS FOR THAT, and I hope she mentioned the part where I politely declined!" And then her mom called me like, "I didn't do it! It was someone else, cos I didn't mention it to him!" and I was like, "Okay, I trust you."

Unless Crystal made up the whole part where Whitney was jealous of me in a desperate ploy to make me see that Jared and I would be the perfect couple (*gag*), which I would not put past her. Crystal does silleh things in the name of love.