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[ebcdic]

Using my new stove is like trying to work a touch-pad phone. I think I turned on the burners five times while trying to clean it. The oven also gives me long messages on its screen about the food I'm cooking. This is too advanced even for me. I don't want my appliances to gang up on me and kill me in my sleep.

I keep forgetting to mention that I have a twitter ( @blissblar). Feel free to add me over there, too. I mainly complain about my commute, work, and shit on TV.

Tomorrow I start my new job. So, I should probably go to bed.