Masterpost for Supernatural and CWRPS
CWRPF - Gen
Who's Your Interior Decorator? (PG)
Chad invites Jared and Jensen over to see his new house.
CWRPS - Slash
A Little Piece (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Becoming (Jensen/Chad, PG-13)
The Blount Rule (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jensen Ackles plans to get the heck out of dodge and the perfect Christian life his dad has all mapped out for him by taking his rightful spot on the Varsity football team. He's going to get scouted and get a scholarship someplace other than Bible College. It's pretty much foolproof until his school gets merged with another. Suddenly he's competing with Jared Padalecki, the out and proud all-star from a rival high school just to keep his spot on the team, not to mention having to come face-to-face with his own secrets.
Bone Structure (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Written for blindfold_spn for the prompt: Jensen is obsessed with Jared's hipbones. (I mean seriously, have you seen those things?)
Born Again (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Written for blindfold_spn for the prompt: J is into sexual frustration. He can come from nipple and scrotum stimulation, intense arousal, and being fucked, but he shoots much too fast if his penis is touched. So he has it removed. Lots of frustration play, such as tease and deny, very slow build-up, taking viagra so his stump is hard for hours, anything you can come up with.
Caution: Hot! (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jensen hates people because he's beautiful.
Champagne Cherry Cola (Jared/Jensen, R)
Jensen moonlights as a drag queen, Jared's looking for the perfect wife.
Chickenshit Conformist (Jared/Jensen, R)
Jensen's been straight-edge for three years. Before that, he got a little too deep into the bottle. It was easy to get rip-roaring drunk and fuck shit up. He thought that was anarchy, fucking with the establishment. Chad's the one that taught him differently. Sobered him up, gave him a purpose.
cor aut mors (Jared/Jensen, R)
Jensen was infuriating, but he was also the most beautiful man Jared had ever met in all of his travels. It was no surprise that Jared was smitten from the moment they crossed paths in one of the halls, but he had never expected that attraction to lead to an assassination plot.
Daisy Bell (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jensen is a lonely space traveler. Jared is a dog or a cup of tea or a really hot guy, depending on his mood.
every day is Saturday night (but I can't wait for Sunday morning) (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Late claim from the blindfold_spn prompt I just want some slow and lazy vanilla fucking. One waking the other up in the morning rutting behind them and it progress from there. Any position you want, as long as it fits the prompt. Emphasis on slow and sensual descriptions please.
Feeling Lucky (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Fiercly Co-Dependent (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Fingered (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
haec olim meminisse iuvabit (Jensen/Chad, R)
AU. Jensen is a globe-trotting punk who reluctantly finds himself at the oldest prep school in New England. Chad's a basketball player whose parents own every other building on campus. Chad's a dick and Jensen likes dick a lot so clearly this is a match made in heaven.
Height (Jared/Tom, PG-13)
How Now Brown Cow (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jared has the worst job ever. Until Jensen walks in the door.
[i don't want to] set the world on fire (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Two hundred years after the Great War that ended abruptly in 2077 when nuclear weapons were launched all over the world, Jensen Ackles emerges from an underground vault in search of his father. Along the way, he picks up two tag-a-longs: a Raider named Jared with a secret to hide and a Cyborg named Murray who may or may not be pre-war material. No matter how hard Jensen insists that he has to do this alone, Jared and Murray won't leave his side. Together, they wander what used to be Washington DC looking for clues to Jensen's father's whereabouts. But the Capital Wasteland is full of secrets, some more deadly than others, and Jensen's father is hiding one which may be humanity's biggest advancement since the atomic bomb. In the right hands, a secret like that could save the world, but in the wrong ones it may just be the final bow for humanity. It's up to Jensen; will he be a hero, even if it means giving up his own life?
In the Right Measure (Jensen/Chad, PG-13)
AU. Loosely based on 10 Things I Hate About You. Jared can't date anyone until his half-brother Jensen does which would be fine except that Jensen doesn't believe in dating and doesn't plan to do it. Ever.
Kiss My Gentle Burning Bruise (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Jensen is awesome at his job. Maybe too awesome.
Kitchen Renovation (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jensen is trying to eat breakfast. His waiter keeps asking dumb questions.
Living for the City (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jensen's life is totally over. And then he meets Jared.
The Lone Star Showdown (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Jared and Jensen have hated each other since high school. Being roommates in college probably isn't the best idea.
Martha Stewart v. Bob Vila (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jared and Jensen in a hardware store.
Modern Science (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jensen is a drunken scientist, Jared is a cater-waiter.
Overnight Sensation (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Putting Shame in Your Game (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Queen of the Rodeo (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
In front of him is a pair of worn, leather cowboy boots, brown faded to tan with Texas stars stitched on the calf. Rowelled spurs are attached to the heel, the sun glinting off the edges of them causing Jared to see sunspots.
Sexy. Little. Things. (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
He shouldn't be surprised to find all of his boxer-briefs replaced by silky, lacey, girly things the next morning, because maybe he took things a bit too far when he replaced all of Jared's candy with that sugar-free diabetic stuff.
Shaghayegh (Jensen/Chad, R)
Jensen is a hooker who lives with Chad, who is a disgraced former Marine who may or may not be a terrorist but strips for a living. Jared is their new roommate who never pays his rent on time, probably because he’s actually an undercover FBI agent who is only posing as a stripper to catch a terrorist. When Jensen steals half a million dollars from his pimp’s business partner, they’re all thrown into something none of them expected.
Strawberry Punch (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Jared wrestles hot guys in cherry Jell-O for a living. Jensen is a hot guy who likes strawberry Jell-O. Somehow their difference of opinion on flavors doesn't stop them from having sex.
Strength of Heart (Jared/Jensen, R)
Jared wears his heart on his sleeve, Jensen's a cynic with a broken heart. Their love story isn't exactly written in the stars.
Sugar & Spice (Jensen/Chad, PG-13)
Chad and Jensen on Christmas Eve.
Unholy, Dirty and Beautiful (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
unimportant (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Late claim from the blindfold_spn prompt hooker!Jensen/john!Jared. Jared wanting Jensen to tell him all about the johns he's fucked, while Jared fucks Jensen.
The Unpredictability of the Experience (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Unsinkable (Jensen/Chad, R)
Chad likes his job at the video store with the exception of his boss, the customers, and having to work every weekend and holiday known to man. On the plus side, he gets free movie rentals, advanced copies of all the new releases, and all the candy he can eat. On the downside, there's approximately a billion copies of Titanic to prep, his best friend is leaving for college, and he's got a secret admirer that might be trying to poison him.
when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)
Late claim from the blindfold_spn prompt Jared is angry/jealous/horny/who-cares-why, and he takes Jensen, slamming him into furniture, against walls, holding him down, smacks him a few times, covers his mouth and nose for a minute until Jensen submits, then takes him hard and furious, hurting him on purpose. I want it to hurt, and I want Jared to be harsh and nasty. Dirty talk is a bonus.
You've been taken to the cleaners and you don't even know your pants are off (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Jared convinces Jensen to buy a house.
CWRPS - Verses
48 Rules Verse
Masterpost
Lucas Scott Verse
And Then the Dog Ate His Heart (Or How Lucas Scott Ruined Jared's Life) (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
Not Even Lucas Scott Would Buy One (Jared/Jensen, PG-13)
They just got their daughter to sleep through the night. And now Jensen wants a puppy. Clearly Jared is screwed.
Supernatural - Gen
And Run to Meet What He Would Most Avoid (R)
Devil in a Blue Dress (R)
Gidget Goes to Hell (R)
Sam and Dean fall asleep on a beach during a case and wake up to find themselves in 1959 where surfing is all the rage and rock music is just getting off the ground. While Sam gets mistaken for elusive surfing legend The Big Kahuna, Dean gets cock-blocked and chased by rabid poodles. Clearly, life is not fair.
Nothing is true; everything is permitted (R)
A reimagining of the pilot inspired by Wanted and the Assassin's Creed videogame series.
Supernatural - Slash
Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise (Dean/Death, R)
Dean summons Death to dinner.
The Barren Empty Sights (Dean/Sam, NC-17)
Directions (Dean/Sam, R)
Faith (Dean/Sam, PG-13)
Pacing the Cage (Dean/Sam, PG-13)
Dean never thought he'd live past thirty, much less to be sixty-seven.
Random Crossovers
A Brief Intermission (Sam/Chad Kroeger, Supernatural/Nickelback, NC-17)
Elvis Has Left the Building (Dean/Ellis, Supernatural/Left4Dead2, PG-13)
Dean wants to kill the infected. Ellis wants to have a good time.