I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor.
Today I was reminded why I never take the L anymore.
First, there was the group of guys talking about "some dude shootin' up the 'hood like a fool dumb bitch I'll bust a cap in his ass," followed by the drunk guy asking for change for "food."
Second, we had the idiot who didn't like how slow the doors were opening at Wilson, so he slammed them open himself. Of course, then they wouldn't close again. So the CTA driver is all "quit messin' with the doors!" and this chick hits the emergency call button and CTA dude goes "this better be an emergency. quit messin' with the damn doors!" So she's trying to explain to the driver that, hello, no one is messing with the doors and he keeps yelling. Finally, some lazy employee wanders out of the station and tries to shut the doors, but can't. They tell us to go sit in another car, so we all squeeze into another one only for the driver to announce "this train is going express to Granville!"
Third, we had some crazy old dude and his crazy old lady yelling at the driver for going express.
Fourth, crazy old people sit in the same car as me when a non-express train finally comes. Old dude goes and stands between the cars and pisses on the tracks. Umm, eww.
Finally, I get to Berwyn only for some crazy bitch to push her way up the stairs, knocking people over all the way.
Back to the bus tomorrow, for sure.
PS-I LOVE OKGO LIKE AN INSANE AMOUNT FOREVER OKAY?!
First, there was the group of guys talking about "some dude shootin' up the 'hood like a fool dumb bitch I'll bust a cap in his ass," followed by the drunk guy asking for change for "food."
Second, we had the idiot who didn't like how slow the doors were opening at Wilson, so he slammed them open himself. Of course, then they wouldn't close again. So the CTA driver is all "quit messin' with the doors!" and this chick hits the emergency call button and CTA dude goes "this better be an emergency. quit messin' with the damn doors!" So she's trying to explain to the driver that, hello, no one is messing with the doors and he keeps yelling. Finally, some lazy employee wanders out of the station and tries to shut the doors, but can't. They tell us to go sit in another car, so we all squeeze into another one only for the driver to announce "this train is going express to Granville!"
Third, we had some crazy old dude and his crazy old lady yelling at the driver for going express.
Fourth, crazy old people sit in the same car as me when a non-express train finally comes. Old dude goes and stands between the cars and pisses on the tracks. Umm, eww.
Finally, I get to Berwyn only for some crazy bitch to push her way up the stairs, knocking people over all the way.
Back to the bus tomorrow, for sure.
PS-I LOVE OKGO LIKE AN INSANE AMOUNT FOREVER OKAY?!
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