Calm, collected and cunning.
Why can't I find any of my flathead screwdrivers?! All I want to do is install all my new cover plates so my dad won't bitch and moan that I haven't done that yet when he comes over Sunday to watch the Bears game.
Speaking of Dad, his birthday is on Monday, so Tom and Jill and I are going to take him out to dinner tonight. This means I have until 3pm to magically take dozens of boxes down for recycling, a broken table down to the dumpsters, hang all of my artwork and clean the bathroom. Since my parents are once again holding me hostage and are going to drive me back up on Sunday along with my new kitchen table, bookcases and more framed artwork.
Oh, fuck, I forgot to buy him a card. Why didn't I add that to my Peapod order which is due any minute? Then again, I also forgot to add such important things as milk, cereal and beer. So.
By the way, I still haven't finished the kitchen or the window seat. I have a feeling I'll be going to sell the place in 3-5 years and they still won't be done. Haha, sob.
My parents make me more neurotic about this whole buying a house thing than I've ever been, I swear.
Speaking of Dad, his birthday is on Monday, so Tom and Jill and I are going to take him out to dinner tonight. This means I have until 3pm to magically take dozens of boxes down for recycling, a broken table down to the dumpsters, hang all of my artwork and clean the bathroom. Since my parents are once again holding me hostage and are going to drive me back up on Sunday along with my new kitchen table, bookcases and more framed artwork.
Oh, fuck, I forgot to buy him a card. Why didn't I add that to my Peapod order which is due any minute? Then again, I also forgot to add such important things as milk, cereal and beer. So.
By the way, I still haven't finished the kitchen or the window seat. I have a feeling I'll be going to sell the place in 3-5 years and they still won't be done. Haha, sob.
My parents make me more neurotic about this whole buying a house thing than I've ever been, I swear.