but don't worry you'll never remember.
xmas shopping=done.
the mall was fucking nuts though. you'd think these stores were giving shit away. plus no parking because they had to put all that snow and ice they plowed somewhere, i guess. and people are generally morons this time of year. i did manage to make it to borders to get a new copy of watchmen though, courtesy of the gift certificate i got from j. so i'm re-reading that and trying to picture it on the big screen.
quote from last night:
[screen goes black between ads and movie previews and stays that way]
guy to his girlfriend: so this is this new avant-garde movie we're seeing. you stare at the screen and imagine the movie. it's very hip. it's like seeing into your soul.
girlfriend: you're not hip and you have no soul and if will smith isn't on this screen in the next ten minutes, you're also not going to have a girlfriend.
[guy rushes off to the lobby]
lol harsh, man.
i'm not a big fan of egg foo young. actually, i'm pretty sure that eggs and brown gravy were never meant to be combined and this dish is some kind of cosmic accident. like coke ii and george w. getting into the white house.
the mall was fucking nuts though. you'd think these stores were giving shit away. plus no parking because they had to put all that snow and ice they plowed somewhere, i guess. and people are generally morons this time of year. i did manage to make it to borders to get a new copy of watchmen though, courtesy of the gift certificate i got from j. so i'm re-reading that and trying to picture it on the big screen.
quote from last night:
[screen goes black between ads and movie previews and stays that way]
guy to his girlfriend: so this is this new avant-garde movie we're seeing. you stare at the screen and imagine the movie. it's very hip. it's like seeing into your soul.
girlfriend: you're not hip and you have no soul and if will smith isn't on this screen in the next ten minutes, you're also not going to have a girlfriend.
[guy rushes off to the lobby]
lol harsh, man.
i'm not a big fan of egg foo young. actually, i'm pretty sure that eggs and brown gravy were never meant to be combined and this dish is some kind of cosmic accident. like coke ii and george w. getting into the white house.