Mondays should be abolished. No, seriously.
Mine started off with losing the driver's side mirror on my car to the garage door and went downhill from there. If you've never had the pleasure of walking around with some ignorant bitch's spilled coffee in your shoes for several city blocks, you're damned lucky. I also wouldn't recommend getting stuck so late at work that you're the only person left on the floor.
Tomorrow is our floor's holiday party. This, at the very least, should mean getting out of work early. We can only hope.
Also, thank you,
immortality for the vgift! Hee!