On my soap box
Fuck Dry Bowser and Funky Kong. Fuck them to hell. forever.
If you look back at the back catalog of mario games. There are many more characters that should be represented in the Mario Kart franchise. Hammer Bros, Mouser, Triclide, Phanto, Wart.!?!?.?!!!??1 Fuck. I even have a problem with Diddy Kong. I will have to double check my knowledge of mario on the ol' wiki wiki. But I am pretty sure that both Diddy Kong and Crunky Dong (lol) have never been in any Mario game other than Mario Kart or Mario Strikers. Fuck um. I barely like the idea a Donkey Kong being in a Mario game. That barely makes it. The only reason I accept him is because he has been there since the beginning. Dammit. Shit. If there isn't Wart or a Hammer Brother in the next Mario Kart I will keep buying the game and playing the shit out of it. I am a pussy shit that loves mario kart. Especially the state of the art graphics in Mario Kart 64.
If you look back at the back catalog of mario games. There are many more characters that should be represented in the Mario Kart franchise. Hammer Bros, Mouser, Triclide, Phanto, Wart.!?!?.?!!!??1 Fuck. I even have a problem with Diddy Kong. I will have to double check my knowledge of mario on the ol' wiki wiki. But I am pretty sure that both Diddy Kong and Crunky Dong (lol) have never been in any Mario game other than Mario Kart or Mario Strikers. Fuck um. I barely like the idea a Donkey Kong being in a Mario game. That barely makes it. The only reason I accept him is because he has been there since the beginning. Dammit. Shit. If there isn't Wart or a Hammer Brother in the next Mario Kart I will keep buying the game and playing the shit out of it. I am a pussy shit that loves mario kart. Especially the state of the art graphics in Mario Kart 64.