Lost In Translation

[ebana]

The Japanese press always asks the more interesting questions.

Interviewer: Do you enjoy working with horses?

Well honestly, they have much smaller egos than most of my costars, they appreciate my creative input, and they often smell better than most of the extras. So, yeah, I'm a horse fan.

Interviewer: Have you ever eaten a horse then?Uh.

Comments

[dianekruger]

You get questions about Brad...I get questions about you. Doesn't anyone want to know about me?

I can relate to the loneliness. I've had so much fun with you all and now it's come to a grinding halt. I'm just feeling so detached from everything right now. As Rose said, it really is like a chapter of your life closing.

[ebana]

I'm convinced that Brad must get questions about all of us, otherwise, his head would explode from swelling so much.

I'll ask you some questions.

We'll have to make the fun continue. I don't think I can deal with not having you around.

[dianekruger]

What about your head swelling from the amount of comments you get? How do you do it? Are you paying them all?

What questions would you like to ask?

I think the fun's continuing. Tokyo is nice this time of year, isn't it?

[ebana]

I don't know if you knew this, but I'm a very important man, Diane. I've worked with a lot of amazing actors, and people love me.

What's your favorite food?

Tokyo is great, but I think I'm leaving today. I need to get home while I still have a house to go to. You know, I'm not going to see you again for a little while. We should get together and say goodbye properly.

[dianekruger]

I'm sure they do.

I'm partial to a bit of French food.

We really should. I hope I haven't missed you. :(

[ebana]

But I only really pay attention to the ones that matter.

I think you're just partial to France.

We have about three hours until I leave. I'll meet you in that little garden we talked about near the hotel.

[dianekruger]

:-[ Maybe I am. It's a beautiful place.

I'll be there.

[ebana]

I agree. My second favorite place in the world.

I'm glad we got to see each other.

[dianekruger]

Yeah...me too.

[ebana]

I think I might write about it.

[dianekruger]

I'd like that. I would but I'm scared of what I'll say.

[ebana]

You might be scared of what I say too.

[dianekruger]

You could never scare me.

Except in that Hulk film. You scared me then.

[ebana]

In a good way, of course.

[dianekruger]

Of course. I like that icon.

[ebana]

Then I am never deleting it.