Why you are special

[ebana]

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
I hope you have an excellent day. Your poodle should be well on it's way in the post (I hope I remembered the bloody breathing holes), as well as an autographed card of Mr. Bean because I know you're totally obsessed with him, homosexuality or not.

The jig is almost up here on Barbados. He and I have had ourselves a

Comments

[brian_vanholt]

Jesus Christ, Bana, and you say I'm the one with the raging hard-on? You accuse me of this twice, but I can only think of one other I have a hard-on for. I'm curious who the second person is.

My head spins, too.

[livvie_tyler]

It's me.

Hahahaha! Just kidding! *giggles*

[brian_vanholt]

Okay, wait, that's three I have a raging hard-on for...

[livvie_tyler]

O.O

*blushes*

*dies*

[brian_vanholt]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Silly girl. You're in a very distinguished group of hard-on-ees.

[livvie_tyler]

I should certainly hope you'd get a hard on.. I mean, what?!? :X

Ah, in that case I feel very honored, indeed! Very.Honored. hahaha

[brian_vanholt]

I'm always hard. Oops, what did I just say?!

I don't think I've ever said "hard" or "hard-on" so much in such little span of time. Look what you're doing to me!!!

[livvie_tyler]

As a rock? *snickers*

Hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard *sung to the Monty Python 'Spam' tune*

Ooh, what am I doing to you??? *winks*

[brian_vanholt]

Reminds me of that Bob Seger song "Like a Rock" and now it's stuck in my head.

Stood there boldly
Sweatin' in the sun
Felt like a million
Felt like number one
The height of summer
I'd never felt that strong
Like a rock

*dies laughing* Now THAT is stuck in my head!!

You know what you're doing to me, you minx. *grins*

[livvie_tyler]

ewwww Bob Seger!!! You really are a WTF! *giggles*

Mine too, unfortunately. :(

Do I? *innocent look, straightens halo* O:)

[brian_vanholt]

Don't make me bring out the Aerosmith lyrics. *winks*

You started it! Serves you right for dissing Seger.

*hands you some Turtle Wax to polish it up a bit* If you adjust your halo on your horns better, it'll look more convincing.

[livvie_tyler]

OMG BRIAN VANHOLT GAVE ME A TONGUE ICON!!! I THINK THAT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND I CAN DIE RIGHT NOW!

Seger sucks is great!!! *snickers*

You have an aweful lot of Turtle Wax on hand.... I mean, around. :X

[brian_vanholt]

OMFG LIVVIE TYLER JUST BLEW ME A KISS MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN SHE LOVES ME SHE REALLY REALLY LOVES ME!

Grrrr. Seger is one of the backbones of American White Trash Rock. *winks* Quit picking on my Seger! *SOB*

Yes, I do have a lot of Turtle Sex Wax on hand. It's very handy to have around. And in bulk. ;)

[livvie_tyler]

I DO I REALLY DO!! AND I LOVE YOUR BACK ICON SO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU MY CLEAVAGE ICON!!!!

I thought that title went to Skynnard, or maybe some good ole' CDB! *winks*
Awww... *pets you* Just for you and your sobs, I'll pick on someone else.

.... *dies laughing* I JUST BET!!!

[brian_vanholt]

THAT IS THE BEST ICON EVER!!

Yes, the title does go to Skynyrd, Bob follows very closely behind. Ooooooh CDB, don't even get me started.

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden fiddle
on the ground at Johnny's feet. Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try
again. 'Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been."

*resuscitates you*

[livvie_tyler]

*preens* You get extra cookies for that.

Oops, I knew I misspelled it, but I just couldn't remember how it was spelled. Livvie gets an F in spelling. Hahhaa!

I love that song. I should have known you'd know it. ;)

*writhesmoanssnogs* *bes alive!*