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Can't have (gay) rainbows without a little rain
Jul 07, 2004 16:47
I'm in paradise, right?
I'm here with
someone I love
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brian_vanholt
July 7 2004, 16:58:52 UTC
Well I see you found your credit card (thanks for snooping in my wallet) or someone did take pity on you. Damn them for beating me to the punch.
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ebana
July 7 2004, 17:03:12 UTC
I have friends in high places, apparently. It's your job to bring home the bacon, buddy...you're FIRED.
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brian_vanholt
July 7 2004, 17:06:23 UTC
I guess having high friends doesn't count, does it? I'm a vegetarian, dude, you can't fire me.
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ebana
July 7 2004, 17:10:58 UTC
See I thought I told you to lay off the marijeua marijuya I'm so high I can't spell weed.
Vegetarians can't be fired?
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brian_vanholt
July 7 2004, 17:19:38 UTC
And how often do I listen to your lekturs addvys you shouldn't have bought it in bulk you?
We are a minority group, you carnivore. I'll report you to whoever I'd report you to to get you in trouble.
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ebana
July 7 2004, 17:42:17 UTC
You're asking me how often you listen to me? If I tell you the answer will you hear it? It's like one of those existential questions...
Did I not read the part about Vegetarians being protected under the constitution? Wait, I'm not even American so nyah nyah you're fired.
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brian_vanholt
July 7 2004, 17:46:24 UTC
Too....many..big.....words...
Yes. Yes. Huh?
It's a hidden clause. Fine, I'll pack my desk and take all my files to eric__bana. I'm sure he has an opening.
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ebana
July 7 2004, 18:06:25 UTC
I forgot to account for your blondishness, I'm sorry.
Apparently Eric_Bana just got done visiting Orlando's "sex camp" so I'm willing to bet he needs someone to practice with. I mean, when he's not scaring Orlando silly or sleeping in his car.
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brian_vanholt
July 7 2004, 18:12:18 UTC
Evil. Just plain mean. You love me blondish.
I consider myself lucky (or not important/famous enough) that I haven't been cloned yet. I'd hate to see how I'd act.
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ebana
July 7 2004, 19:04:37 UTC
Actually I just love you. The blonde bit is the cherry on top.
Just for that I'll have to clone you.
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brian_vanholt
July 7 2004, 20:23:58 UTC
Nice save, buddy.
Oh god, I'm scared already. And oddly flattered.
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ebana
July 8 2004, 12:27:55 UTC
I'm very good at saving lately.
Hahaha. Just think about how much fun I'll have with two of you around?
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brian_vanholt
July 8 2004, 17:08:10 UTC
Now I'm just scared.
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ebana
July 8 2004, 17:09:35 UTC
I'm just incredibly turned on.
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brian_vanholt
July 8 2004, 17:11:19 UTC
That's shocking.
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ebana
August 5 2004, 17:05:25 UTC
I know, right? Hardly ever happens. Especially not around you.
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Vegetarians can't be fired?
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We are a minority group, you carnivore. I'll report you to whoever I'd report you to to get you in trouble.
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Did I not read the part about Vegetarians being protected under the constitution? Wait, I'm not even American so nyah nyah you're fired.
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Yes. Yes. Huh?
It's a hidden clause. Fine, I'll pack my desk and take all my files to eric__bana. I'm sure he has an opening.
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Apparently Eric_Bana just got done visiting Orlando's "sex camp" so I'm willing to bet he needs someone to practice with. I mean, when he's not scaring Orlando silly or sleeping in his car.
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I consider myself lucky (or not important/famous enough) that I haven't been cloned yet. I'd hate to see how I'd act.
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Just for that I'll have to clone you.
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Oh god, I'm scared already. And oddly flattered.
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Hahaha. Just think about how much fun I'll have with two of you around?
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