I laughed out loud, but it's probably not as funny as I think it is...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, eaukes sent to me...
Twelve rosy cheeks drumming
Eleven film studies piping
Ten curly fries a-leaping
Nine bill himes dancing
Eight penguins a-people-watching
Seven bananas a-singing
Six jesus a-scrapbooking
Five asi-i-i-ian studies
Four wearing flip-flops
Three bonsai trees
Two les mis
...and a lagaan in a salvation army.