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[eauderepulsion]

{One, this is delicious copypasta. Two, Katana has a bad track record with German, what with not knowing it. *has counted one, pig, three, ouf, four on one occasion* So please. Help me not fail wiht this German?}

Woah!

[Something just lost its balance and is tumbling to the ground. It's not just a clean cut fall--it's pretty excessive, and it'll be

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[carries_a_bell]

Least you didn't wind up in the lake.

/Not quite sure about the chronology of all of these replies, but...

[eauderepulsion]

Hey, you're right.

...Unless, maybe I did. That could explain why people think I smell!

It's fine, I can deal :3

[carries_a_bell]

[Facepalm] If you had fallen in the lake, you'd be soaking wet.

[eauderepulsion]

Hmm...Then it must have been that girl who was smelling weird things...

Anyway, who are you?

[carries_a_bell]

[Pauses, sniffing. She crinkles her nose.] Just because you didn't fall in the lake doesn't mean you don't smell bad.

I'm Sheena. Who're you?

1/2

[eauderepulsion]

[ Have a dramatic pose.]

You can call me Decus--

2/2

[eauderepulsion]

[He droops a bit.]

So I do smell bad? Does that mean it really wasn't just her nose acting up?

[carries_a_bell]

[Sigh]

Well, it's definitely coming from your general area. You really don't smell anything?

[eauderepulsion]

[Checks behind him, half expecting (or hoping) to see a dead fish or something.]

Nothing bad...

[carries_a_bell]

[Maybe this guy just had a malfunctioning nose?]

So you do smell something.

[eauderepulsion]

Just some cologne. It can't be whatever you're smelling.

[carries_a_bell]

Hand it over.

[eauderepulsion]

But why?

[carries_a_bell]

It's coming from somewhere, and if it's not you, it's gotta be that cologne thing!

[eauderepulsion]

But cologne is supposed to smell nice! Are you sure it isn't something else?

[carries_a_bell]

People have different ideas about what tastes good, why wouldn't they have different ideas about what smells good?! Besides, I'm just checking to see if I'm right!

[And if she's right, she's going to chuck the thing off a cliff. Or in the lake. Or out to sea.]