ZWEI
[Anyone who approaches Decus will notice that he reeks of tomatoes. Better than that nasty stuff from before? Quite possibly. Oh yeah, and all of this stuff is public--Decus has absolutely nothing to hide. Except for his cologne. ]
It looks like I'll have to cut back on the cologne. It's too bad--I'm sure it smells nice, but some of the others said it reeked. Also, apparently there's a skunk problem here. I was told that I must have been sprayed by one when I first arrived here. A few others said that the cologne itself smelled, which means...
...My cologne attracts these mysterious skunks! It seems that everyone except for the victim notices. That explains why I was the only one who didn't notice the odor. It must have gotten too close.
I've been bathing in tomato juice, which should keep them away from me, but there's no telling whether or not the fragrance of my...Eau de Seduction, I think it's called, will lure them anyway. I'll have to hide it until the skunks leave.
That's strange. I didn't know skunks could do that. Then again, I had no idea lizards could talk. I wonder what else can do that?
It looks like I'll have to cut back on the cologne. It's too bad--I'm sure it smells nice, but some of the others said it reeked. Also, apparently there's a skunk problem here. I was told that I must have been sprayed by one when I first arrived here. A few others said that the cologne itself smelled, which means...
...My cologne attracts these mysterious skunks! It seems that everyone except for the victim notices. That explains why I was the only one who didn't notice the odor. It must have gotten too close.
I've been bathing in tomato juice, which should keep them away from me, but there's no telling whether or not the fragrance of my...Eau de Seduction, I think it's called, will lure them anyway. I'll have to hide it until the skunks leave.
That's strange. I didn't know skunks could do that. Then again, I had no idea lizards could talk. I wonder what else can do that?