today

[eatyourpoo]

yesterday i had math and social stidues finals. awsome i dont care. did ok i think. but still dont care. went over norms and played lots of video game. flew a flamming plane. pissed in the woods. put soda cans in the road. then i went home for a second and then went to checklist practice. it went good we wrote some new stuff. today is harleys party which im excited for. also checklist is playing a graduation party. harley party should be good like the one 2 years ago with boxingwater. that was good time so hopfully this one will be as good. flamming tsunamis are going on a full US tour go see them. the other night nic gave me seom asome news. i guess monday we are going to a howard dean rally in boston. awsome boston and howard dean. cant get mucuh better than that except if there were naked girls. i hope somthing awsome happens. im out of school in like 3 days. i wrote poems for the enlgish project everyons were really emotional i dont think my fit in.

Spork

Spork, with you I have everything.
I have a fork and a spoon.
Your sides are sharp and cut through meat,
Like giant axes through peasant’s heads.
Without you I would need two things,
Two things to eat my soup and beef
You save me from that fate.
The fate of a cluttered placemat

Spork you are my everything,
you are everything I wish I could have been,
I don’t want anything but you,
I am a king and you
You are my queen.
Let us rule the land,
The land of clam chowder and steak tips,
For you are my one and only spork.

i dont know what i'll get hopfully somthing good.