the day after valentines.

[eatthis]

name undisclosed: guess what i got last night!
me: pregnant?
name undisclosed: *walks away*

how does that even offend someone?
especially her. shes the one with the dirty jokes.
and what she and he do in the dark!
i wonder why she isnt pregnant.
quid pro quo: i got a million paper cuts yesterday.

she got a cell phone. uh..