At work we have a coffee collective, six of us take turns buying coffee. My turn came and I brought in two bags. They were $4 each at the discount food store so that was a no brainer. I threw them on the microwave and went thru my day.
At lunch my coworkers (fellow socialists) asked me "Chris, where did you get that coffee?" I took a good look at it. It was Founding Fathers coffee!
On the back they teach you how to fold the US flag!