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[eatsomecakeyay]

There once was a little boy named Matthew Heinz and he was gay. He had a friend named Kris, who was also gay, but not as gay. One bright morning they woke up and shared an ice cream cone and a nice bath. And then two dirty Mexicans skipped in the tub with a sack of beautiful jellybeans! They all hugged.....

FINISH THE STORY IN THE HIP HOP GENRE

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[go_apeshit]

They all hugged while Dave Cil mean mugged
Honestly upset cuz he wasn't gettin' any love
The fearsome foursome seemed sent from above
All in a euphoric state like they was usin' drugs
Like some narcotic for the homoerotic
Like Britney Spears their love is toxic
The soap, who dropped it
Like a hurricane they rock it
I'm just ramblin, Dave told me to rap
Started out strong, now goin' to crap
I'm just a white kid, not on the map
I'll stop this foolishness, someone pick up my scraps...

[eatsomecakeyay]

oh man that was worth at least 20 points

[d_2_the_magz]

holy shit.

thats amazing.

[go_apeshit]

Ask Matt and Nick about when we used to rap in Eric's aunt's basement.

[d_2_the_magz]

i think i heard about how awesome that was....

[deaderthandisco]

That was HOT.

ferreal.