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Meme snatched from Haley.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eatroflwaffles!
1) Yes, i'm that hot. I'm like a sauna.
2) Strange... I don't feel very tall. People must cut off portions of my legs while I sleep and reattach them.
3) Every time you destroy a pencil, think of the Jase!!
4) Are you calling me ugly? That hurts. ;-;
5) What horns?
6) O RLY?
7) Are you calling me fat now? ;-; Meanie.
8) Wait a second... That contradicts with #6.
9) >=O You promised you wouldn't tell! BASTARD! >O
10) Ah... that home-grown taste of Calgary...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eatroflwaffles!
- If you kiss eatroflwaffles for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
- Eatroflwaffles can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with eatroflwaffles and water.
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as eatroflwaffles would protect them from evil spirits!
- The horns of eatroflwaffles are made entirely from hair!
- Eatroflwaffles is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- Eatroflwaffles is the largest of Saturn's moons!
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of eatroflwaffles is blue.
- Eatroflwaffles does not have toes.
- Eatroflwaffles is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
1) Yes, i'm that hot. I'm like a sauna.
2) Strange... I don't feel very tall. People must cut off portions of my legs while I sleep and reattach them.
3) Every time you destroy a pencil, think of the Jase!!
4) Are you calling me ugly? That hurts. ;-;
5) What horns?
6) O RLY?
7) Are you calling me fat now? ;-; Meanie.
8) Wait a second... That contradicts with #6.
9) >=O You promised you wouldn't tell! BASTARD! >O
10) Ah... that home-grown taste of Calgary...