I love American Dad.
All taken from my favourite episode.
STAN (very high): Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos packet? ...Wait. It's a cheetah...Cheetah...Cheetos....There's so much beauty in the world.
ROGER (equally high): Why do my wrists hurt?
STAN: Because you're lying on them.
ROGER:... How can you hear what I'm thinking?!
later...
CASHIER: That'll be $140.
ROGER (still high): $140! Where are we going to get that kinda money?
STAN (still high): We can turn in Jeff and get the bounty!
ROGER: I thought Jeff was our friend.
STAN: Oh my God! We gotta save Jeff!
Totally love you,
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