the sanity of school: with more zing and more pep.
My last.fm says I'm listening to Eisley but I'm actually listening to Kalan Porter.
My goodness.
I was reading his blog on myspace last night and he has to be one of the funniest people I've never met...on the internet...
Anyway, be a good Canadian and support my renewed guilty pleasure by sending me money so I can buy his CD. I only accept $20s. No change.
Also watch his Scrabble video. Tis good. It has a great work sequence. (TOO MUCH BDC 304)
Which begs the question, if I try to be funny long enough...while not actually being funny...will I eventually become naturally funny?
I'm willing to wait a couple of months.
After that I might not want to be funny.
I'd rather be witty though.
They told me I was witty in grade nine. I still haven't lived up to it.
So yeah, I added Kalan to my list in progress of people I want to literally steal qualities from so I can be them when I grow up. I'm a modern day Nicolkenstein. (TOO MUCH ENG 108)
Also on the list are Kate Gosselin and Cat Deeley.
But you already knew that.
Oh look I just took this picture.
I'm wearing sunglasses in the library.
BEST.
I think I've been staring at that Andy Warhol self portrait too long. (TOO MUCH IRL 500) We look the exact same.
In an obnoxious obvious sort of way.
That time I was talking about me and Fred Armisen.
(TOO MUCH RYERSON COURSE REFERENCES)
By much I meant many.
Why is Mississauga Transit going up to $3?
Why?
Why?
There's this dot, possibly a crum, on my screen that I keep thinking is a period. A sign I need to clean? Possibly.
Two years of good.
Two years is good.
Yesterday I googled "eatmymoose" and found my entire internet life, right in front of me.
Mind you, only about 41% of the internet me is certified true and accurate information.
I really do like percents and stats.
So just in case you haven't stalked me already, I suggest you google this stupid username I've somehow come to live with for five years.
Also check out my dA:
I added some stuff... and found another reason to overuse that failed model photo with those same sunglasses.
I finally watched "Into the Wild". The guy burned money.
I could NEVER burn money.
Not just because it's illegal.
But because I LOVE money. I also hate it, but whatever.
Some middle-aged dude just nodded at me.
Yesterday a different middle-aged dude in a funny hat stopped his kidnapper van to give me a thumbs up for my much funnier hat.
I really shouldn't have had so much tea this morning.
nandrew libinski. library. says:
does anyone naturally say 'eek'?
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
nope
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
you seem rather awake today :]
nandrew libinski. library. says:
i naturally 'AAHHHHH'ed today when i stepped on lana
nandrew libinski. library. says:
i think its only on mon lappy
nandrew libinski. library. says:
my fingers are dancing!
nandrew libinski. library. says:
im normally not this awesome
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
so...whats' in the tea?
nandrew libinski. library. says:
or even, if i were to say all these things out loud..that im saying to you...that seem to make you laugh...they wouldnt be half as funny...
nandrew libinski. library. says:
you could measure and find out
nandrew libinski. library. says:
but i wont make any 'jokes' out loud...i dont want to ruin my online reputation
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
oh wow
nandrew libinski. library. says:
its vanilla creme. from second cup. large. $1.50.
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
maybe they spiked the tea
nandrew libinski. library. says:
why would they do that?
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
maybe they get off on that
nandrew libinski. library. says:
i tipped them whatever $4.00 minue $3.41 is
nandrew libinski. library. says:
but they dont see me for the rest of the day
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
spiking ppls teas
nandrew libinski. library. says:
they dont see the after effects (CS3!)
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
but they know
nandrew libinski. library. says:
i menat minus**
nandrew libinski. library. says:
meant**
nandrew libinski. library. says:
damn!
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
they put cameras in the cup
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
on the outside too
nandrew libinski. library. says:
well i just drank their camera
nandrew libinski. library. says:
what are they gonna do now?
Btw, we're sitting across from each other during this. Communication is key in a relationship.
Maybe I should stop writing long entries of nonsense and update this more often with shorter entries of the same nonsense.
Maybe I should actually write interesting things instead.
Maybe that would only be awesome if more people actually read this.
Or maybe I should actually do some school-type reading.
Hm. Repetition is good.
Happy Inauguration (which, to me, still sounds like a painful surgery of some sort) Day!
Happy Rainn Wilson Birthday!
I have two copies of the Star that I've yet to open. I wonder which piece of happy news is bigger?
I've edited this entry about 234857 quantillion times.
"Talk soon."
:)NICOLE
My goodness.
I was reading his blog on myspace last night and he has to be one of the funniest people I've never met...on the internet...
Anyway, be a good Canadian and support my renewed guilty pleasure by sending me money so I can buy his CD. I only accept $20s. No change.
Also watch his Scrabble video. Tis good. It has a great work sequence. (TOO MUCH BDC 304)
Which begs the question, if I try to be funny long enough...while not actually being funny...will I eventually become naturally funny?
I'm willing to wait a couple of months.
After that I might not want to be funny.
I'd rather be witty though.
They told me I was witty in grade nine. I still haven't lived up to it.
So yeah, I added Kalan to my list in progress of people I want to literally steal qualities from so I can be them when I grow up. I'm a modern day Nicolkenstein. (TOO MUCH ENG 108)
Also on the list are Kate Gosselin and Cat Deeley.
But you already knew that.
Oh look I just took this picture.
I'm wearing sunglasses in the library.
BEST.
I think I've been staring at that Andy Warhol self portrait too long. (TOO MUCH IRL 500) We look the exact same.
In an obnoxious obvious sort of way.
That time I was talking about me and Fred Armisen.
(TOO MUCH RYERSON COURSE REFERENCES)
By much I meant many.
Why is Mississauga Transit going up to $3?
Why?
Why?
There's this dot, possibly a crum, on my screen that I keep thinking is a period. A sign I need to clean? Possibly.
Two years of good.
Two years is good.
Yesterday I googled "eatmymoose" and found my entire internet life, right in front of me.
Mind you, only about 41% of the internet me is certified true and accurate information.
I really do like percents and stats.
So just in case you haven't stalked me already, I suggest you google this stupid username I've somehow come to live with for five years.
Also check out my dA:
I added some stuff... and found another reason to overuse that failed model photo with those same sunglasses.
I finally watched "Into the Wild". The guy burned money.
I could NEVER burn money.
Not just because it's illegal.
But because I LOVE money. I also hate it, but whatever.
Some middle-aged dude just nodded at me.
Yesterday a different middle-aged dude in a funny hat stopped his kidnapper van to give me a thumbs up for my much funnier hat.
I really shouldn't have had so much tea this morning.
nandrew libinski. library. says:
does anyone naturally say 'eek'?
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
nope
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
you seem rather awake today :]
nandrew libinski. library. says:
i naturally 'AAHHHHH'ed today when i stepped on lana
nandrew libinski. library. says:
i think its only on mon lappy
nandrew libinski. library. says:
my fingers are dancing!
nandrew libinski. library. says:
im normally not this awesome
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
so...whats' in the tea?
nandrew libinski. library. says:
or even, if i were to say all these things out loud..that im saying to you...that seem to make you laugh...they wouldnt be half as funny...
nandrew libinski. library. says:
you could measure and find out
nandrew libinski. library. says:
but i wont make any 'jokes' out loud...i dont want to ruin my online reputation
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
oh wow
nandrew libinski. library. says:
its vanilla creme. from second cup. large. $1.50.
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
maybe they spiked the tea
nandrew libinski. library. says:
why would they do that?
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
maybe they get off on that
nandrew libinski. library. says:
i tipped them whatever $4.00 minue $3.41 is
nandrew libinski. library. says:
but they dont see me for the rest of the day
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
spiking ppls teas
nandrew libinski. library. says:
they dont see the after effects (CS3!)
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
but they know
nandrew libinski. library. says:
i menat minus**
nandrew libinski. library. says:
meant**
nandrew libinski. library. says:
damn!
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
they put cameras in the cup
ΛПĐЯΞω says:
on the outside too
nandrew libinski. library. says:
well i just drank their camera
nandrew libinski. library. says:
what are they gonna do now?
Btw, we're sitting across from each other during this. Communication is key in a relationship.
Maybe I should stop writing long entries of nonsense and update this more often with shorter entries of the same nonsense.
Maybe I should actually write interesting things instead.
Maybe that would only be awesome if more people actually read this.
Or maybe I should actually do some school-type reading.
Hm. Repetition is good.
Happy Inauguration (which, to me, still sounds like a painful surgery of some sort) Day!
Happy Rainn Wilson Birthday!
I have two copies of the Star that I've yet to open. I wonder which piece of happy news is bigger?
I've edited this entry about 234857 quantillion times.
"Talk soon."
:)NICOLE