Nov 11, 2009 17:33
the guy on the computer next to me has a folder in his email marked "ADULT". yeah, in capital letters. i like him. mostly because he smells good. he's looking up "nigga slang" now.
i had this mad dream that this guy was trying to kill me because i had sex with someone and he got jealous, so i, with my mad arm muscles, turned it around and started hacking away at him with the cleaver he was using, and blood was going everywhere, i kept hacking into his brain and he WOULD NOT DIE! but it was okay because he was getting damaged enough that he was getting harmless. i just couldn't believe that he would not die so i finally winced and hacked into his eyeballs so he seriously couldn't do me any more damage. and then afterwards i felt really fit and heroic, with my cuts all over me and everything. and he goes "you've blinded me... but i'm supposed to win... cos i'm a decent guy, and you're a slut!" and then i laughed at him and cruelly taunted him for having such a dumb reason for attempted murder. then i woke up.
my dreams are so vivid. i can still feel the blood smeared all over my skin.