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[eatmyfood]

I've been checking out ways to make my newest recipe, which uses only common items found around the home, actually taste like food. I'm going to call it my peasant dish. I was surfing the internet for ideas and came across pictures of people who try and flatter me with pale imitations of my beauty. Like I'd spare them just because they've

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[iamlambosan]

LAMBO-SAN PUT STUFF IN THE BLENDER AND MICROWAVE

THEYRE KINDA BURNT AND STUFF

[eatmyfood]

It's ok, I think your hair worked nicely as a sponge.

See? Microwave's all clean. Blender next?

[eatmyfood]

I'll feed them to Shamal, so they won't go to waste.

[iamlambosan]

YOULL FEED HIM THE BURNT FURBY THING?

AND LAMBO-SAN DOESNT WANT HIS HEAD IN THE BLENDER

[eatmyfood]

I'm pretty sure he chipped one tooth on it at least. And some of the hair probably went down his throat, even though he spit it out fast.

It wouldn't fit. I'd just poke some of your hair in. It could be fun. I'll turn it on and maybe you'll start spinning.

[iamlambosan]

OH COOL ALRIGHT

LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO SPIN!

[eatmyfood]

Great. I'll pop you in and hit the button, just shut your eyes and pretend it's a rollercoaster ride and I'll be sure to dodge when you shoot out of the blender at shamal

[iamlambosan]

KAY LAMBO-SAN HAS HIS EYES CLOSED

[eatmyfood]

Hehehehehehe

bombs away.

[iamlambosan]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS FU-

[iamlambosan]

OW LAMBO-SAN HIT SOMETHING

[iamlambosan]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[iamlambosan]

... Oh my.

[bamfmittens]

waeuiyqiewqiejkladskj Lambo!!!! Flee quick sdfkdkfjklsdjflk oh my god.

[iamlambosan]

Way ahead of you, young Vongola.

[bamfmittens]

Good! sdjaskdjaksldj