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[eatmyfood]

I've been checking out ways to make my newest recipe, which uses only common items found around the home, actually taste like food. I'm going to call it my peasant dish. I was surfing the internet for ideas and came across pictures of people who try and flatter me with pale imitations of my beauty. Like I'd spare them just because they've

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[bamfmittens]

D-do you know what kind of food the beastmen like to eat?

[eatmyfood]

Probably something bloody and delicious, like the Russian mafia hitmen from Siberia. My clientele is vast and eccentric, 10th.

[bamfmittens]

That makes sense...

[eatmyfood]

yes.

You didn't comment on my rabid fans. Or my beauty.

[bamfmittens]

Oh... I got distracted by the beastmen. dkjfkdsjf um... those fangirls aren't um fkljgskldjf nearly as pretty as you dfksjf and um. They're foaming at the mouth?

[eatmyfood]

true.

Wrong. They're obsessed because I am too great a woman and a beauty for them to grasp.

[bamfmittens]

Right... sdkjsdkj that's what I meant.

[eatmyfood]

RIGHT.

Go grab the bug spray. I think there's enough that I can use it for the bruschetta I'm making you and still have enough left over to get rid of Shamal.

[bamfmittens]

sdkljfklsdjlfksjf um. dsaflkjflksjd there's none left. My mom just used it to kill a cockroach in the hallway. dkjfkjsdkfj

[eatmyfood]

BE A MAN AND HELP ME GET RID OF THIS PERVERT.

[bamfmittens]

sjdfhjdshfsjhf I'll try!

[eatmyfood]

YOU DO THAT BECAUSE I'M ALMOST OUT OF EDIBLE AMMUNITION

[bamfmittens]

I AM! ASKSJKLJSAKSJA

[eatmyfood]

THAT. is not trying.

FORGET IT I'LL USE THE KID

[bamfmittens]

djashdjhajkdhakjdh sorry.