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[eatmyfood]

I've been checking out ways to make my newest recipe, which uses only common items found around the home, actually taste like food. I'm going to call it my peasant dish. I was surfing the internet for ideas and came across pictures of people who try and flatter me with pale imitations of my beauty. Like I'd spare them just because they've

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[bamfmittens]

Are you sure they'll eat it?

[eatmyfood]

I don't think you appreciate how fine my food is. Expect a snack in five minutes.

[bamfmittens]

No! No! zsdklfjsklfjsklf I appreciate it plenty. And... dslkfjlksjf I'm really full from dinner still.

[eatmyfood]

10th you need to make your subordinates feel like you care. I feel neglected.

[bamfmittens]

I care!

[eatmyfood]

You will soon.

[bamfmittens]

I ALREADY DO! LKAJAKLSJAKSJ

[eatmyfood]

ugh, I think I accidentally sent your portion after Shamal. We'll try this exercise in respect again tomorrow.

[bamfmittens]

O-okay.