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[eatmydao]

There are times when I wish that morphine affected me. Now is one of them.

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[mindreader_eh]

.... What the fuck happened.

[eatmydao]

I went solo on a mission that would have better been accomplished by a duo.

[mindreader_eh]

Then why the hell did you do it?

[eatmydao]

Because they only give the good missions to pairs. And I do not think that that is fair at all.

[mindreader_eh]

The good missions where you practically get killed?

[eatmydao]

As you would say, maybe~

[mindreader_eh]

Suicidal.

[eatmydao]

Never. I simply enjoy more of a challenge than a solo mission can provide.

[mindreader_eh]

Right, right.

I guess asking if you're okay is a tad on the ridiculous side.

[eatmydao]

Of course I am fine. The surgery, though painful, was a complete success.

[mindreader_eh]

... Surgery?

[eatmydao]

Well, how else were they supposed to get the bullets out?

[mindreader_eh]

I don't know.

You could've died.

[eatmydao]

You have no faith in me at all. For shame. There were several bullets lodged in my abdomen and they were removed with no problem other than the fact that I could feel every move.

[mindreader_eh]

This might've been my way of saying I was worried about you.

[eatmydao]

Now why would you go and do a thing like that.