"Today I..."
man, forget all the autobiographical crap -- why does everyone post their daily diary on these information blogs? As if any of your friends give two shits about what you did today, or this week. No one cares about anyone except themselves. I'm not being negative, I'm being honest. When was the last time you read someone else's entry all the way through and were interested? Most of the time you probably read only the first or second sentence, deside it's another boring rant from a self centered dorky friend and move on. The secret to getting replies is to enter something entertaining, like:
I was in the bathroom at Circle K this safternoon, taking a wiz, when this older man came in wearing a tuxedo. He went to piss, and looked wasted. I thought to myself, "This guy's loaded." So after I finished peeing I washed my hands then hit him in the back of his head with the butt of my 45 automatic, knocked him out cold. I then searched his pockets and found $200, a set of car keys and a plane ticket to the Greek Islands. I went outside and found his bright yellow Hummer was full of Las Vegas Strippers. Bon Voyage muthers!
See, that's the kid of entry I'm talking about!
Or, you could do some research on global economics or politics and tell your friends about it, keep them informed in case they might one day get into a conversation with someone who's educated and wants to talk about more then the latest fad in blue jeans.
Bye for now - and probably forever -- this place stinks.
m
I was in the bathroom at Circle K this safternoon, taking a wiz, when this older man came in wearing a tuxedo. He went to piss, and looked wasted. I thought to myself, "This guy's loaded." So after I finished peeing I washed my hands then hit him in the back of his head with the butt of my 45 automatic, knocked him out cold. I then searched his pockets and found $200, a set of car keys and a plane ticket to the Greek Islands. I went outside and found his bright yellow Hummer was full of Las Vegas Strippers. Bon Voyage muthers!
See, that's the kid of entry I'm talking about!
Or, you could do some research on global economics or politics and tell your friends about it, keep them informed in case they might one day get into a conversation with someone who's educated and wants to talk about more then the latest fad in blue jeans.
Bye for now - and probably forever -- this place stinks.
m