yoink
MUAAAAAHAHAHAHA I *am* the new ultimate sandwich thief!!!!!
I was about to go to bed when I heard Michael announce that he was going to make himself a pbj sandwich. This was the moment I'd been waiting for, I just had to snatch up the opportunity. I wasn't even hungry, but I nonchalantly wandered into the kitchen, poured myself a gigantic glass of milk and stood at the sink half-assedly washing dishes, lying in wait. I was afraid he would catch on, since I kept washing the same dish and glancing over at the sandwich's progress out of the corner of my eye. He sure was taking his sweet time with that sandwich.
As soon as he put the finished product down onto the counter, I swooped in like the stealthiest of stealthy predatory birds and snatched the sandwich from right under his nose. He froze, and didn't seem to realize what I'd done for a few seconds. I took a gigantic bite and ran away cackling into the living room. VICTORY WAS MINE!!!!! Let me tell you...the sweet, sweeeeet taste of revenge made that sandwich was the most amazing pbj sandwich I'd ever had.
I was about to go to bed when I heard Michael announce that he was going to make himself a pbj sandwich. This was the moment I'd been waiting for, I just had to snatch up the opportunity. I wasn't even hungry, but I nonchalantly wandered into the kitchen, poured myself a gigantic glass of milk and stood at the sink half-assedly washing dishes, lying in wait. I was afraid he would catch on, since I kept washing the same dish and glancing over at the sandwich's progress out of the corner of my eye. He sure was taking his sweet time with that sandwich.
As soon as he put the finished product down onto the counter, I swooped in like the stealthiest of stealthy predatory birds and snatched the sandwich from right under his nose. He froze, and didn't seem to realize what I'd done for a few seconds. I took a gigantic bite and ran away cackling into the living room. VICTORY WAS MINE!!!!! Let me tell you...the sweet, sweeeeet taste of revenge made that sandwich was the most amazing pbj sandwich I'd ever had.