MEN
Men are like ....... Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ........ Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ........ Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Men are like ........ Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ........ Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.