I take 2 a day to make my brain behave, it never does, but who's to say, at least my dr. gets paid.
MY 77 FAVORITE MEMORIES:
1. Washing my hair in the rain with Savannah at 2 a.m.
2. Snorkeling with Seamus in his bathtub with bathing suits
3. watching the sun rise from Jessi's roof
4. That day I made pie with T.J. and Ariel
5. Prying Marieke's toes apart for an hour after she decided to super glue them together
6. Going to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch with Sammi and Carl
7. Stripping to "you're just too good to be true" on Jessi's birthday
8. Getting buried in the sand by Lauren, Chris, Chris, and Jeff in cape cod
9. Having a shaving cream war with Jessi in Marieke's bathroom
10. Finding Altha with Katie, Mollie, Drea, and Joelle
11. Drying my crotch with a hair dryer after spilling hot chocolate on my pants with Sammi and Tim.
12. Chinese fire drills with Luca
13. Dancing on top of Seamus' car with Gabe
14. german squirrels!
15. stealing the eskimo statue from the school library with Mr.Rovet and Molly
16. The first time I kissed T.J. on my lawn in the dark
17. putting underwear on the mule statue in front of town hall with Jamie and Ariel, then getting busted by the cops
18. Luca asking me if I wanted to have sex on impulse in his kitchen even though his mom was gardening right outside the window ( I decliiiiined)
19. Going to London
20. Walking home from Canal days with Savannah
21. That guy thinking me, Marieke, and Savannah were hookers
22. Kate almost driving off the road when we saw Jason Biggs
23. Going to P-Town with Lauren
24. The guy from I voted for Kodos getting off stage and skanking with me
25. Getting my hair cut by Marieke
26. Spin the bottle with Krist, Pat, Sav, Susan, Marieke, and Lorien
27. Lighting Tiki Tiki Timbo on fire with Johnny
28. Hungry Hungry Hippos with Louise and Sav at 3 a.m.
29. Getting caught in the rain behind a train while we were supposed to be at work with Martin, Ariel, and George.
30. Luca playing his accordian
31. Track meets with Ariel
32. Putting gum in Ariel's hair on the track bus
33. Signing the boys bathroom wall with Billy, Alex, and that other kid.
34. Taurean spitting a dog treat at me
35. China Town
36. Jessi getting stuck at my house for 3 days during the ice storm
37. flashing cars with Savannah and Louise
38. Trying to get Phyllis to jump off savannah's roof
39. That night my parents were out of town and we left to get slurpies at 7-11 at midnight and then came home at 6 a.m.
40. watching the sunrise from my bedroom floor
41. Talking to Gabe all night
42. Having to wear a sombrero in kate's car
43. swimming at midnight with Jessi
44. Banker being the donut server at my 8th grade dance thing
45. Christmas
46. the 8th grade trip to Washington
47. Sharing a hotel room with Kate
48. Going to Maine with Lauren and Kate to stay with Lynn and Rod
49. Doing the Jackson 5 for the talent show
50. Katie P. cutting my hair
51. The last day of school at Julia's with Em, Sammi, and George
52. streaking with Jessi
53. Sammi's birthday party
54. Getting caught in the rain walking to the Jerabeck's with Sammi
55. Going to New York City
56. Talking all night on Savannah's bed with Steve, Nigel, Kate, Anne, and Savannah
57. The 9th grade dance
58. Laying on my driveway with Kate in the rain
59. Hanging out with Ariel at the Shabby Shak this summer
60. Luca golfing with a weed wacker
61. Walking to the pep rally with Ariel, Jess, Nate, Alex, and those other less cool people
62. Finding the toad believed to be the reincarnation of Rick James with Ariel
63. Ghetto dancing with Jessi, Jessi P., Ariel, Sammi, Marieke, and Lorien
64. That day at Sammi's where everyone came over and took goofy picture (i.e. marieke yelling at my crotch)
65. Making pancakes for Josh
66. making orgasm noises at Ariel's neighbor, everyday. They moved.
67. Canal Days
68. staying out all night this past summer
69. Luca being unconscious in his bath tub, in his clothes, completely soaked, with no water in the tub.
70. Jimmy dancing to Whitney Houston
71. Anne letting us make cookies at the bakery she works at
72. Slurpies with Steve and Kate
73. Sleeping on the pool deck with Lorien
74. Seeing Garden State with T.J. and Sammi
75. Being with Sammi
76. The busrides with Sammi
*77. Mike having a hole in the crotch of his pants while going commando( yes he was, briefs my ass)