23 True King [video]

[eatingurshoes]

Only one day, animus? I'm disappointed! I was looking forward to everything turning orange today. It might have had slightly less disturbing results than green rabbit guts.

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[kunaitotheface]

[She's replying with text because WHAT, A DANCE, WHAT, HE'S ASKING HER, WHAT, WHY IS HE ASKING HER, WHAT.]

I was not aware there was a dance.

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[eatingurshoes]

Well, whether you were invited or not doesn't matter! The Colonel seems to have decided to host a dance, and I can't go alone, now can I?

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[kunaitotheface]

[Oh okay. Is all stoic/serious business now. She assumes that she'll just be going along to bodyguard and get to stand in the corner in ninja garb.]

Of course not, Master. I will accompany you.

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[eatingurshoes]

[Oh, Ran Fan. You poor soul. You should know better than to assume that.]

Wonderful! Then let's find you a dress!

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[kunaitotheface]

[Wait. Wait wait wait what.]

A... a dress, Master?

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[eatingurshoes]

Well, of course. It's a formal event!

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[kunaitotheface]

...

I assumed that I would be going along to guard you.

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[eatingurshoes]

You do that whenever you come with me.

But rules are rules, and formal wear is formal wear! [Because we all know he's such a stickler for rules.]

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[kunaitotheface]

[Asdfjalksdsd]

Very... very well, Master.

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[eatingurshoes]

Good girl!