Nov 24, 2009 20:36
[It takes a special kind of person to see a small child sitting on top of a giant, carnivorous turkey's head and think, "There's only one thing missing from this equation! A harness!"
The feed turns on when the PCD hits a rock with a thud, the view tilted just enough to reveal the reason it had gone flying. Ling Yao is situated on the back of one of the creatures, his hands yanking at makeshift reigns that travel down to a cone-like muzzle that's been shoved over the bird's beak. The animal is kicking and spazzing enough to make a bull proud, and Ling is being tossed back and forth like a regular rodeo clown.
He seems to be enjoying himself well enough until one particular spazz sends him flying forward into a tree. He blinks as the bird struggles to remove the muzzle, pecks angrily at the tree a few times, and then huffs off to find a less troublesome meal.
The feed ends with Ling breaking out into hysteric laughter.]
(( ooc: I probably won't have time to be active in Rui's event plot, but you can assume Ling was there if you'd like and that this was just him being a useful improviser for you all. If Riza does end up sniping anything, he will totally be sitting up there next to her. ))
*event,
leaving out the bombs and kunai,
it never ever ends,
probably stuck for a while,
he does it on purpose i swear,
*event: thanksgiving,
ling is meant to be a rodeo clown,
should have wound up in spain,
someone had to do it