well it coulda been, shoulda been worse than we could ever know
Ping, Sera, Shiru and the two History Sirs are randomly positioned around the lecture theatre.
That is to say, everybody is seated with great dignity, with the exception of Ping who is bouncing from podium to seat for no apparent reason.
PING: (cheerfully sends Shiru an SMS, despite her being in the same lecture theatre) "Hello! Are you alive!"
SHIRU: (raising phone, long-suffering) Ping, what is this?
PING: Hee!
SHIRU: Check your phone.
PING: (Opens SMS, reads) "No."
PING: ... Schrodinger's Shiru! She is both alive and not alive at the same time.
SIR: Pingpingping, are you coming for consulation tomorrow?
PING: Yes! [...] Although I will be a zombie, but I will come!
SIR: Why zombie?
PING: So I can be Schrodinger's Ping! I am both alive and dead... at the same time.
SIR: You mad.
PING: That's what the voices in my head tell me too.
In other news, The Mother is reading a book entitled "How To Be An Adult". Suddenly, the domestic events of the past two years take on a new light: It all makes sense now!