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NOTICE: the following is somewhat morbid, you may want to shield your tiny eyes.
I've decided that approximately 4 hours after my death I want someone to update my facebook status as follows: "Ethan is rigor mortis."
NOTICE: This shouldn't happen soon.
COMMANDMENT: Worry thyself not.
worry leads to wrinkles. and not the ones on your brain that make you smart.
wrinkle is fun as a verb. like, "Back up! I'll wrinkle you a new one honkey!"
I've decided that approximately 4 hours after my death I want someone to update my facebook status as follows: "Ethan is rigor mortis."
NOTICE: This shouldn't happen soon.
COMMANDMENT: Worry thyself not.
worry leads to wrinkles. and not the ones on your brain that make you smart.
wrinkle is fun as a verb. like, "Back up! I'll wrinkle you a new one honkey!"