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To: Caritas Staff
From: Bossman
Subject: Virus
Attention Staff,
I want to thank you for you all coming in last night to aid with the virus crowd last night. We managed to keep the club running despite the additional chaos and I think being animals inspired some interesting song choices last night.
I want to give a big shout out to our heroes in security who managed to toss out those uppity Goblimon without much of a problem. Way to go guys gold stars all around...err...I hope you didn't get too roughed up once you were outside.
Also...maintenance I want the ladies bathroom clean and working again before tonight, I know you just got finished fixing whatever happened to the men's room on opening night but...well the stalls weren't made for a woman to spontaneously turn into an OX!
Hugs and kisses gang! The holiday season is coming up so we'll be needing that 100% can do attitude that you pretend to have whenever I'm looking.
Sincerely, Lorne
P.S: If I try to go on stage tonight after a few drinks stop me...no one needs to hear drunk bunny Lornes rendition of Little Bunny Foo Foo ever again.
From: Bossman
Subject: Virus
Attention Staff,
I want to thank you for you all coming in last night to aid with the virus crowd last night. We managed to keep the club running despite the additional chaos and I think being animals inspired some interesting song choices last night.
I want to give a big shout out to our heroes in security who managed to toss out those uppity Goblimon without much of a problem. Way to go guys gold stars all around...err...I hope you didn't get too roughed up once you were outside.
Also...maintenance I want the ladies bathroom clean and working again before tonight, I know you just got finished fixing whatever happened to the men's room on opening night but...well the stalls weren't made for a woman to spontaneously turn into an OX!
Hugs and kisses gang! The holiday season is coming up so we'll be needing that 100% can do attitude that you pretend to have whenever I'm looking.
Sincerely, Lorne
P.S: If I try to go on stage tonight after a few drinks stop me...no one needs to hear drunk bunny Lornes rendition of Little Bunny Foo Foo ever again.