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not that this affects any of you in any way or anything, but my ruler smells like chlorine and it's driving me insane. DOES MY RULER GO TO THE POOL WITHOUT ME? and if so, where the hell did it get enough money for a pool membership? can rulers sell their bodies? is it even possible for them to DO anything? am i hoarding a ruler-prostitute in my home? oh ruler...i thought i had given you good christian values. WHY ARE MY SCHOOL SUPPLIES ALL LOOSE WOMEN?
speaking of women, i've been rereading little women and you know all those louisa may alcott books and i have come to one conclusion: HOLY FUCK LOUISA MAY ALCOTT WAS INSANE. not insane like...insane. but you know. there's 6436543634 morals on one goddamn page! and she's against pretty much everything fun and i don't know how her characters survive. seriously what the fuck?
yeah, so have you ever watched every movie ronald reagan ever made?...yeah well. ronald reagan, in case you're wondering, was a pretty shitty actor. also, when he was acting opposite someone kind of awesome like errol flynn (as in the hilariously fence sitting santa fe trail) , there might as well be a ronald reagan shaped black hole. if you absolutely have to watch something with him in it, do king's row (he loses his legs!!) or bedtime for bonzo, famous because in it he was out acted by a chimp.
speaking of women, i've been rereading little women and you know all those louisa may alcott books and i have come to one conclusion: HOLY FUCK LOUISA MAY ALCOTT WAS INSANE. not insane like...insane. but you know. there's 6436543634 morals on one goddamn page! and she's against pretty much everything fun and i don't know how her characters survive. seriously what the fuck?
yeah, so have you ever watched every movie ronald reagan ever made?...yeah well. ronald reagan, in case you're wondering, was a pretty shitty actor. also, when he was acting opposite someone kind of awesome like errol flynn (as in the hilariously fence sitting santa fe trail) , there might as well be a ronald reagan shaped black hole. if you absolutely have to watch something with him in it, do king's row (he loses his legs!!) or bedtime for bonzo, famous because in it he was out acted by a chimp.