I love you, Will Ferrell as Janet Reno.

Jul 11, 2004 01:03

Today was alright. Better than others. I had to go to the lawyer for grandpa's car accident today. Not cool. And because of it I didn't get to say goodbye to Kat. Uhm, yeah. I was pissed about that.

I got a haircut. Bangs and layers. Very sexy.

Come see Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy with me tomorrow, or I'll stab you.

20 days.

Ronzie<3


Janet Reno: Well Rudy, how does it feel to be talking to the person with your dream job? How jealous are you exactly?
Rudy Gulliani: Janet, I'm not jealous of you at all. I'd rather be in New York City than Washington.
Janet Reno: AH! Stop lying! You're going down. Let's box. ::puts on boxing gloves::
Rudy Gulliani:: Janet, this is ridiculous. I'm not going to fight with a middle-aged woman.
Janet Reno: ::puts boxing glove to ear:: what's that fist? Super-hunk Rudy Gulliani talks too much? YES! ::punches Rudy in face::
Rudy Gulliani:: Dammit! Well, no one said I couldn't defend myself ::punches Janet Reno multiple times in face and stomach::
Janet Reno: ::punches Gulliani in balls::
Rudy Gulliani: You fight dirty!
Janet Reno: Then how comes my concious is so clean!?!?
I love you, Will Ferrell as Janet Reno. Have my babies.

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