Friday: Van Helsing Great. Strip Club sucked. Home.
Saturday: Go to the Lyrics show late. Miss the band I wanted to see. Smelled like fucking ass,a fish market, and puke in there. Everyone was acting like little bitches.Too cool for school type deals. Me and my cousin stay there. Everyone leaves.
Ron Joey swings by with the party van and off to the hotel for a bash.Get to the hotel everyone shows up and stars bashin' hard. I get wasted and I am singing to every girl there and they fucking like it. I talk to my new friend Jamie on the phone because she is alone at Lyrics because her so called best friend left her outside to go make out with her damn boyfriend. So I spend an hour trying to convince her to come and even go all the way back down to the place to talk to her in person but her "friends" say NO you can't go. I thought it was pretty fucked up of them. Jamie looked pretty bummed. Ah well. At least I got to meet Jamie. She is really hot with her In Ashes We Lie shirt.HAHAHAHA. So we leave get pulled over for going 90,cops were REALLY cool. They let us go with a ticket even though we were all drinking. Get back to the party more people show up and we start a fucking boy band because we all like to sing when we are wasted. So we are there singing and dancin' and shit all night. VERY FUN TIMES there. Anyone who didn't go missed out.
Sunday: Came home at 5:00AM from the previous night. My friend wakes me up at 8:00AM "Hey let's go to Venice Beach man..." I say fuck you my bladder hurts from all the shit I drank last night..call me back in 6 hours. I wake up at like 1:30 and my friend Richard invites me to a family gathering since I don't have a family. Some people found me under a tree in a cemetary. "BBBQ the extra B is for BYOB"(If anyone gets that you are the shit) ate a shitload of food. Played some baseball. I was the fucking MVP. Ate more food. Went home and showered. Went back to Richard's house and ate more food. Then I went home and recorded music. The End.
I forgot to mention that I tryed to play some guitar for the hottest girl in the world Gen on AIM but she had to leave just as I was learning Eriatarka.And she says she ate more than me but I doubt that. I am the destroyer of worlds. I eat everything.Gen