One Crazy Saturday Night
On Saturday Novemeber 6th crazy shit went down in my life. The night started off great, my boys and i went to some kid Mike Kenlin's house(a kid i have spoke to like once in my whole life). I was a pretty good party i was surrounded by the people i love, and what topped it off there was BEER PONG. By the time i got there Gorms and Whelan were already there. Whelan of course was ripped already and that of course was a task in itself. I voleteered myself to gormans partner in the Beer Pong Festivities. We went 5-0 until that little shit Kyle Randel beats us, but that when it got great cause this kid brandon beuron shows. Well if you dont my history with that kid, i will tell you, I almost beat his ass one time. So of course this would make the hostility meter go up at this party! After a couple more beers i notice Whelan is missing, then i come to find out he is challenging Brandon and his friends to a fight down stairs. I guess drunk Ryan thought that no one but him could drink Coors Light bottles....lol. Anyways after like 45minutes Mike Kenlin's busted ass babysitter kicks us out, Yes he had a babysitter. So we all decide we would have to finish this party at the hill. Jonny Depp and I then hitched a ride with Adam Fenske, on the way there he hit a pot hole and dropped my shnib, and burned to big ass holes in the interior off his car. Adam was quit upset with me, but of course he got over it. We arrived at the hill and no later does the women that i formally had feelings for shows up. Yes wakie Jackie shows up, I thought in my head it will be ok, just avoid her. But of course you cant i mean her voice, anyone who knows her, knows that voice. Anyways it statred off well, until of course the PO-9 units had to show up smelling like bacon and all. They asked us to come to down form the hill and go home. So of course we all listened and proceeded to our cars. On they way to the cars, jackie's sly remarks could no longer be ignored. I flipped shit, i could not take it. I proceeded to call her every bad female name in the book, and she did not like it. But too fucking bad that bird doserved it. I did bring out the one word that would have set her off, i called her a cunt. I know the word is degrading, but it was how i felt at the time. She then proceeded to swing at me, i of course blocked the first two, but she did however conneect with the third. It didnt really hurt, but she cut my eye so it bled. I had the natural reacton knock her the fuck out but i didnt, i mean yeah she was a bird but i would have killed her and my mom would not have accept me. Mean while jon barone rolls by with fingers and yells "bluebird", i found that quit humerous. Anyways Mike Kemp proceeded to tell me to go away and i did not like that so i regretfully called him a bitch(sorry mike). Anyways so i get out of there and go to Apple Bee's. While we were there i yelled most of the time, and by then my drunkness was wering off. I sat on the curb thinking, when i heard whelan called jackie and began to say "No, Jackie your not a slut", and of course he was being sarcastic. Anyways some time passes and i hear people say "oh shit gorman is here". The minute i heard that, i was running over there i cause i just needed someone to take my anger out on. But i didnt make it there, Jonny Depp Tackled the shit out of me before i could commit the act. During this tackling procees he scuffed the shit out of my $149 shoes. I was pissed off even more. That was it i could not take it anymore i ran to a contruction site across the street, and beat the shit out of a brick wall. Lets just say my hand was fucked and i was bleeding. So my bestest pale Louie Amoia take me to sunoco and buys bandades, and raps me all up. As if the night wasnt bad enough we decide that going to mighty taco. But of course the birdman ryan berganti decide it would be a good thing to take wackie jackie there too. Big mistake dick-cheese, what an idiot why would you bring her there after what just happend. Any ways he soon took her home, i guess she was feeling a negative vibe or something! Any ways we stayed there for a bit and finally called it a night.