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*****NOTICE*****
If a stranger tries to touch you in your bathing suit area, simply take a deep breath, and yell, "You aren't my daddy!" and then scream as loud as you can. This will either stop the stranger in his tracks, or provide fuel for his delicious fetish.
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Don't forget kids, just because the commercial isn't on any more, nor as it been on for probably 10 years, you could probably still write to: McGruff, Chicago, IL, 60652 for your free comic book, and help take a bite out of crime.