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Oct 26, 2011 20:26

[So Julian and Brianna have finally sucked it up and gone to (or, let's be real here, been pressured into going to) the hospital until they can go through a day without accidentally blowing something up, collapsing whenever they try to walk, or spread their disgusting flu germs all around Camp ( Read more... )

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needsahandjob October 27 2011, 00:38:46 UTC

If you tell me that story again, I will bludgeon you with your own IV.

[though with his oxygen mask and assorted tubes and Stuff I bet that will be fun for everyone]

easybreezyidiot October 27 2011, 00:42:40 UTC

[but this is so boring and awful and boring]

Hm... okay, most badass thing you've ever done. Go.

needsahandjob October 27 2011, 00:46:14 UTC

Flying through a Sentinel at ...like... I don't know, Mach 10?

easybreezyidiot October 27 2011, 00:51:11 UTC

Just because?

needsahandjob October 27 2011, 00:55:34 UTC

No, it was in my way. I was doing a cross country flyover and I didn't have time to stop.

easybreezyidiot October 27 2011, 01:03:45 UTC

[a little bit awed]

Cool.

needsahandjob October 27 2011, 01:19:06 UTC

So how about you?

easybreezyidiot October 27 2011, 01:29:26 UTC

One time I chopped Drake's arm off and saved everyone in the FAYZ.

needsahandjob October 27 2011, 01:33:15 UTC

...don't get any ideas.

easybreezyidiot October 27 2011, 01:37:30 UTC

Why would I chop your arm off? You already don't have hands. Besides, his arm is a whip, and he was using it to kill Sam.

needsahandjob October 27 2011, 01:45:06 UTC

Your world is so messed up. We don't attack other kids. Not like that.

easybreezyidiot October 27 2011, 01:50:52 UTC

[she sits up straighter, tangling herself in her IV tube]

That's not even the most badass part of the story. You know you want to hear it.

needsahandjob October 27 2011, 02:07:41 UTC

Do I get a choice?

easybreezyidiot October 27 2011, 02:13:22 UTC

[no]

Okay, so Drake had this remote that he was going to use to release all this radiation from the power plant, but when I showed up and chopped off his arm he threw it into the reactor pool and I had to dive in and get it. Then I had to run all over the place to find this kid, while I had radiation sickness, and bring him back to the mine so he could fight the gaiaphage. So basically I saved everyone.

[... cough]

needsahandjob October 27 2011, 02:20:49 UTC

Shouldn't that have killed you?

easybreezyidiot October 27 2011, 02:23:44 UTC

Yeah, I was puking and my hair started falling out. It felt a lot worse than this.

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